Before I start on those book reviews I just wanted to take this precious moment to say that Pizza Hut’s new bacon cheese stuffed crust is the shit mmkay.
BACON. CHEESE. PEFERECTION. HEAVENLY.
That is all.
I just tried to reach the bottle of Ibprophen on the table behind me and completely flipped backwards out of my chair….onto the hardwood floor. Now my arm hurts.
Today soooo isn’t my day, bruh.
My interesting morning…
Scenario: It’s dark and you’re in your truck sitting at the bus stop with your 7 year old when you see someone running like hell toward you. You immediately lock the doors and grab the big ole’ survival knife that’s in your door panel. You crack the window to see what the person wants. You find out he’s a freshman in high school who missed the bus hoping to catch a ride on your childs bus.
What did we learn? Never run up on a 4’11” mother in the dark. EVER. Especially when there aren’t many houses around you. You might get your shit fucked up.
Lt. Kelly Severide can put out my fire any day.
I’m just sayin.
Someone should have warned me to not watch Chicago Fire…